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In our Speech Writing Guide page you'll find everything you need to write the perfect best man's speech. From the your opening lines to the final toast, along with a complete guide to the traditional speech layout as well as simple do's and don'ts to a successful wedding speech.

Once you log into the system you’ll get complete access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and comedic hand grenades to throw at the groom to make sure your speech is a total success. Written by professional comedy writers you won’t find our jokes anywhere else on the web.

Each speech phase is outlined in a step by step framework with hundreds of jokes and speech inserts for each phase. Simply click on the jokes you like, to add them to your unique best man speech template. Once you have all the speech blocks in place you can then edit the speech to add the names, dates and stories or jokes of your own. Finally when your best man speech is complete you can either save it for a final edit at a later date or print out your complete unique best man’s speech ready for the big day.

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"Distinguished guests, guests of no particular distinction, relatives young and old, friends, freeloaders, hangers on, gypsies, tramps, thieves and anyone else who may have wandered in..."

"Looking at our groomsmen today I think we can all agree that while Britain might not have talent it does have plenty of tanning salons and cheap aftershave."
"Really funny stuff, good value, easy to use. Helped me out big time! My first and probably only time as a best man so didn't have a clue what I needed to do, the website helped me out, lots of good info."
Alan Hastings

"What more can I say, helped me write a superb speech, that's what everybody told me, so must be true! Seriously really good resource, lots of funny stuff."
Harry Banks

When you buy access to Speech Builder you get complete access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and comedic hand grenades to throw at the groom to make sure your speech is a total success.


Access to the system and free speech writing guide starts at just £6.99 for a 7 day access pass. At StBM we are proud of the fact that we're the only service you'll find driven by professional comedy writers.


As well as a few tried and tested wedding speech classics you’ll find totally original gags. Our Simply the Best Man writers have written for TV, radio, stage, and stand-up comedians, so you can be confident in your speech knowing you have professional writers behind each gag.


Lots of best man speeches end up using the same tired jokes that people have heard time and time again. But at Simply the Best Man as well as some a select few tried and tested gags we have hundreds of jokes you simply that can’t be found anywhere else on the internet. We are constantly updating our speech database so you can be sure your brilliant speech will have plenty of jokes no one will have heard before.

With our best man speech system you'll get not only professional comedy writing for you but we'll also give you all the tools and tips you need on how to construct your speech including all the formalities that should be included. You’ll also find advice from professional comedy performers on how to deliver the speech on the day.


Our step by step guide will help you through the every stage of writing an epic speech. Our team have written for professional comedians as well as having performed themselves all over the world. Jumping on a stage or being handed a microphone is something that is second nature to our team but even they admit to being nervous giving wedding speeches (yes that's plural, one of the downfalls of being a comedy writer is you do tend to get asked to be best man… a lot!) so we know just how tough a giving a great best man’s speech can be.

Standing in front of a comedy audience is nowhere near as nerve wracking as standing in front of a room full of someone's nearest and dearest while everyone hangs on your every word. It's no wonder so many guys are nervous about their best man's speech so you can contact our team at any point of your speech for extra help and advice. Email Simply The Best Man at info@simplythebestman.co.uk.