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10 Easy Best Man Speech Tips

If you’re already getting nervous about your speech, here’s 10 easy best man speech tips to point you in the right direction.



10 Easy Best Man Speech Tips
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The 10 Best Man Commandments


Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not mention the stag party. What happens in Vegas/Blackpool stays in Vegas/Blackpool.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not use your best man speech to try to pick up bridesmaids. Wait until they're drunk.

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Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not refer to the bride using the phrase "...actually back in secondary school she used to be a looker...".

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not swear during thy speech, it’s not f**king big and it’s not f**king clever.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not finish thy best man's speech by asking everyone to sing "Another One Bites The Dust".

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not get drunk and do something you might regret. Like the groom’s sister.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not tell stories about the groom that include the words "...like seriously, we were soooo drunk..."

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt never mention any of groom's ex-girlfriends. Even the ugly ones. Especially the ugly ones.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not perform thy speech with the help of a power point presentation.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not celebrate a successful speech by flossing. It’s just not dignified. You’re better than that.


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Want something a bit more practical? Here are some useful best man speech tips that will help you deliver a killer speech.


Best Man 10 Commandments

Timing:
A best man speech should run to about 7 minute

Best Man 10 Commandments

Language:
Keep it clean, it will be a mixed crowd and you need to cater for all ages.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Introduction:
Not everyone will know who you are so introduce yourself and how you know the groom.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Thanks:
Thank the bride and groom on behalf of the bridesmaid and groomsmen for any gifts.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Jokes:
What works I the pub might not be suitable for the bride’s grandparents, jokes should be cheeky but not offensive.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Roast:
But that doesn’t mean you should go easy on the groom, make sure you have plenty of ammunition.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Remember the Bride:
Remember to say a few kind words about the bride.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Messages:
Your speech should also include any emails or messages from anyone who can’t attend the wedding.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Toast:
End your speech with a toast to the happy couple.

Best Man 10 Commandments

Practise:
Writing a good speech is just half the battle, make sure you practise so you deliver an awesome speech.

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